Evil Mind Games.

Sorry I posted this one so late today guys.  Ever had someone come up to you and say "You are now consciously breathing"?  What about "I just lost the game"?  These annoy the crap out of me.  Just like yawing being contagious and other mind games created just for the enjoyment of the tormentor.
Other examples include:

• You are now aware that your tongue cannot find a comfortable spot in your mouth.
• Your nose is in your peripheral vision.
• You are now incredibly itchy.

Of course, I however am guilty of being the tormentor quite often.

My terrible memory.

Something that bugs me so much that it almost causes me to pull my hair out is my memory.  I seem to forget things in an amazingly short time.  Sometimes I will come up with a great idea to blog about, but forget by the time I get the Word document full of ideas open.  I also fall under the category of entering a room but forgetting why I am there.  Example:  The other day I scheduled one of those terrible online math tests I told you about, and put it in my phone calendar so I wouldn't forget about it.  I was gonna go straight from my Government class up to the testing center.  As I was putting my laptop back in my backpack, I remembered about my appointment, put on my headphones, and left the classroom.  By the time I reached the staircase, I forgot about the test and starting walking back to my dorm (the complete wrong direction).  I will open a new tab in my browser and not remember what I was going to type in.  Probably the worst: I will close a Facebook tab, only to open a Facebook tab immediately afterward without realizing it.