Poke Wars.

You know what serves almost no purpose anymore?  The Facebook poke button.  All it does is start unnecessary conflict.  I have 2 major Poke Wars going on right now.  One person (she knows who she is) established rules of 'No using phones to poke", but she does it herself.  She cheats at her own game!  I will be sitting in class on Facebook, and I will literally have a 2 second turn-around time for my pokes.  I actually don't use my phone to poke.  I just have no life and sit on Facebook all day.  That and I carry my Nickelodeon netbook with me if I am leaving my room for more than an hour.  I'm such a nerd.